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Heroin and Hell
-instrumental-
Ballad of GG Allin
You did lots of drugs
You had lots of sex
You lived a life of sin
They wouldn't let you die
So, you went and overdosed
You couldn't fuckin' win
GG Allin, you're DEAD!
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Shitney Pooston (Death of a Greasy Turd)
Shitney Pooston was a fuckin' turd
Self-indulgent and so absurd
Shitney Pooston was a fuckin' bitch
Floatin' in her tub like garbage in a ditch
...you fuckin' bitch...
Chorus:
Death of a greasy turd [x3]
It's what she deserved
Death of a greasy turd [x3]
I wish she could've observed
Countless fans clung onto every word
Though her words weren't quite hers
When Shitney died, someone flushed the turd
Such a shame it couldn't have been worse
...evil laughter...
Chorus II:
Death of a greasy turd [x3]
It's what she deserved
Death of a greasy turd [x3]
I wish it could've been worse
Rot in Heaven, you worthless cunt of a bitch! You're too good for Hell!
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I'd Rather Listen to Slayer!
You say to me, "Oh, baby! You're like an onion. Everything I love about you is another layer."
And I say to you, "Hey, Babe! Fuck your opinion. I'd rather listen to SLAYER!!!"
Now I'm on a shitty date
With a bitch I fuckin' hate!
I fear it's much too fuckin' late
To tell this bitch I'm not her fuckin' mate!
Oh, man, I have tons of bad luck.
This bitch's taste is shitty as fuck!
She likes songs about cars and being a player.
But, fuck this bitch! I'd rather listen to SLAYER!!!
Slayer fuckin' rules!
Your shit fuckin' drools!
You're a fuckin' fool
And you're just a tool!
-Tom Araya worship intensifies-
FUCKIN' SLAYER!!!
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Your Band Sucks
01:12
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Your Band Sucks
Appeasing the masses
Playing it safe while kissing asses
Taking screamo vocal classes
You're a douchebag with glasses
You look like a fuckin' slob
You need to get a real job
By the way, you sound like shit!
YOUR BAND SUCKS! [x3]
Your band fuckin' sucks!
You're just a fuckin' nerd
Seeking to make yourself heard
You try to rhyme off every word
But, you come off as absurd
So absurd...
YOUR BAND SUCKS! [x3]
Your band fuckin' sucks!
YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!!!
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Fuck Your Party (Let's Riot)
This is not just another straight-edge anthem. We're not really saying don't have any fun. All we're really saying is there's more to life than just getting fucked up at any possible moment. The real fun is taking all that rage and channeling it into a positive form...
Fuck your party (let's riot) [x3]
Have you ever even tried it?
You've got your head so far up your ass
You're worried about another drink in your glass
There's more to life than trying to drink, fight and fuck
If you believe otherwise, your life's gotta suck
Fuck your party (let's riot) [x3]
Have you ever even tried it?
Got tons of rage brewing inside of me
Don't need to drink to have a fuckin' identity
It's not my life's mission to get fuckin' trashed
These kinds of ideals need to be fuckin' smashed
Tired of you and your apathetic shit
If you're gonna pal around, put an end to it
Don't accept what you're fed, think for yourself
Or, you can just go... fuck yourself!
Fuck your party (let's riot) [x3]
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED IT???
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